Blue Ridge Ben

  The first time I saw Titanic I was just a little kid, and I bawled my eyes out and then once I dried up I begged to see it again so we sat through that extremely long movie twice in two days. Our VHS copy was well worn by the time we upgraded to DVD, we watched it regularly as a family in the late 90s and early 00s. It is probably a quite vital piece of media when it comes to my love and respect and awe of grandiose filmmaking even though these days I maybe only watch it every 5 years or so. So since my parents got Paramount+ through their cable and it was the only film on there that spoke to me when I was first glancing through their library, I figured why not see how it holds up? Honestly, every time I do revisit the film I spend like the first two hours being painfully reminded why it is so rare that I do. I grew up with a mom and older sister, a very female oriented household, so trust me when I say I’ve heard my fair share of really painfully written and delivered romantic dial

  The late 00s and early 10s were a pretty good time to be somebody who loved cult horror films with a sense of humor. You had the likes of Trick r Treat, Drag Me to Hell, and my favorite at the time which was The Cabin in the Woods. Whether it was on pay cable or early streaming, the film became a regular fixture in the years I mostly just spent my time frequently re-watching the same movies and drinking far too much beer. Because of that, I’ve gone some years without watching it very frequently cause I got kind of burnt out on it in my 20s but I had this former Blockbuster rental Bluray copy that cost less than 2 bucks so I figured why not see how well the film holds up? The thing that hasn’t held up so well is how smugly in love with its own dialog and cleverness the film is in a way that immediately signals that Joss Whedon was a writer on it. There’s a certain too cute quality to a lot of Whedon’s projects that have made me not like them as much as other people do, sorry to all

  While growing up, I was firmly on the Star Wars side of the Wars/Trek divide although we owned a couple of random Trek films (Wrath of Khan and First Contact) on VHS which I watched from time to time, but that was most of what my exposure was having never really seen the series and only bits of The Next Generation series. However, as an adult I have slowly become much more of a Trekkie than a Star Wars nerd, because it is so much closer to actual full sci-fi than space opera and I just love the rich worlds, cultures, and Utopian socialist future envisioned by the universe. The characters are deeper and better developed, the themes go so far beyond simply good and evil, and even the movies that aren’t as well regarded often have some very interesting things to offer. Which brings me to today’s film Star Trek: The Motion Picture. I understand why this film is disliked by a lot of fans, a lot of the criticisms of it are valid. The plot is very thin, about as basic as you can get. Someb